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Holy O’Hair

The man who can do it all, with his lusciously majestic hair who doesn’t want to be him?

JASON TAKES CHICAGO
Holy O’Hair started his career not long ago when he created the all time famous musical: Jason Takes Chicago. The play follows Jason from Friday the 13th, who now moves to Chicago for a fresh start. He then meets Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger, as well as more horror icons. His story follows a love triangle and Jason must now choose who he wants to be with as the new girl in town. This musical has multiple endings, if you go to see it once you might get the Michael ending, if you go see it again you could get the Freddy ending. It’s a must rewatch!!
PRODUCTS
As you all well know, Holy O’Hair has released his new hair care company! There are many incredible products for keeping that mane as smooth as can be. “I just really wanted to share that hair care is so important, it’s like part of my whole identity, it’s who I am! Everyone should be able to have beautiful taken care of hair and my products will change your life.” Holy O’Hair said at a press meeting when launching his new Hair for the Balding product. It claims to be able to bring back those whose hair has thinned, fallen or been burned.

CommentsUser mobbosslovesarsony commented: oh yes his hair really is very luscious.. I wonder if HH should take a gander at trying his own balding product.User helikopternotaeroplane commented: He’s alright i guessUser mrlasvegasbartends commented: winner winner chicken dinnerrrUser missuslasvegasladyofthenight commented: i want to eat his hair fr

My cologne collection keeps growing🦾
(DM if u wanna sniff)

Manofmystery posted:Miss my partner :((

@mannyszestybrother: partner?? Since when u gay, bro??@manofmystery replied to @mannyszestybrother: HUH?? Brother what r u on, I’m talking about my P.I. Partner@mannyszestybrother replied to @manofmystery: OHHHH HAHA thought u finally accepted urself@manofmystery replied to @mannyszestybrother: ??? I’m so confused@mannyszestybrother replied to @manofmystery: I know u r bud, I know u r

Alr quit asking about my mustache NO it’s NOT sharpie and no it's not a stick on stache!! This took me years to grow so please have some respect for the stache

@missuslasvegasladyofthenight: hawt@manofmystery replied to @missuslasvegasladyofthenight: it’s actually kinda chilly tonight ?

Halloween was fun this year can’t wait for our couples costumes next year!! @helikopternotaeroplane

@manofmystery: as in buddies of course, best buds, pals, bros.@helikopternotaeroplane replied to @manofmystery: K

Manofmystery posted:Screw him!! I’m the one who came up with it in the fucking first place! HOW DARE HE JUST STEAL MY PLANS
He’ll pay for what he’s done, when he least expects it I WILL STRIKE from the shadows!!!!

@mannyszestybrother : WHOA BROTHER what u so mad about what happen???@missuslasvegasladyofthenight: hawt

Can’t wait till we make it big, buddy. Soon everyone will know our musical @holyhairbeforehegotfamous